I can think of a couple other ways to eat ‘em, too.
[Hey. Calm down.
Fortunately for both of them and Wolfwood continuing to test his boundaries, their food arrives as he’s saying this, so he has to pump the breaks anyway. Two lobster tails for each of them, served with a healthy portion of butter because why eat healthy when you’re spending over $10 on your meal?
Wolfwood whistles as he grabs his napkin and puts it in his lap, not for any fancy reason, but because he knows for a damn fact he’s going to be making a mess here.]
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Date: 2024-02-12 12:45 am (UTC)[Hey. Calm down.
Fortunately for both of them and Wolfwood continuing to test his boundaries, their food arrives as he’s saying this, so he has to pump the breaks anyway. Two lobster tails for each of them, served with a healthy portion of butter because why eat healthy when you’re spending over $10 on your meal?
Wolfwood whistles as he grabs his napkin and puts it in his lap, not for any fancy reason, but because he knows for a damn fact he’s going to be making a mess here.]
Hoo boy. Now that looks fine as hell.