[Well, as Ain is flitting about, he catches onto this. Wolfwood looks angry... Ugh, he'd rather not see a tough guy fight a jeweller over trinkets. Ain's crow ass has already gotten eight separate rings of varying metals and stones, all of which seem fake now that he glances at the pricetags, but eh. Shiny is shiny. Ain is bird.
He's wearing all of those rings on his fingers, which he hides at his sides while Wolfwood starts a fight. Suddenly Ain is over at Wolfwood's sides, unsubtly shoving his hands into Wolfwood's coat pockets. What he's trying to make look like rummaging for coins is actually him depositing rings in there.]
I want this necklace, [he lies, lyingly,] where did you put our coin, my love?
[And then he pats Wolfwood's coat. Pats his pants pockets. Pats his ass.
Gasps.]
Baby!! Where is our money? Did you drop it? [Gasps again—] Wait!! That little boy bumped into you while we were at the grocer this morning! Did you get pickpocketed?! The sheriff ought to do something about those little weasels!! We need to go find him!
[Play along Wolfwood, do him a solid, he's got like $100 of jewelry in your pockets which isn't a lot in today's dollars but hoo boy—]
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Date: 2024-05-21 01:55 am (UTC)He's wearing all of those rings on his fingers, which he hides at his sides while Wolfwood starts a fight. Suddenly Ain is over at Wolfwood's sides, unsubtly shoving his hands into Wolfwood's coat pockets. What he's trying to make look like rummaging for coins is actually him depositing rings in there.]
I want this necklace, [he lies, lyingly,] where did you put our coin, my love?
[And then he pats Wolfwood's coat. Pats his pants pockets. Pats his ass.
Gasps.]
Baby!! Where is our money? Did you drop it? [Gasps again—] Wait!! That little boy bumped into you while we were at the grocer this morning! Did you get pickpocketed?! The sheriff ought to do something about those little weasels!! We need to go find him!
[Play along Wolfwood, do him a solid, he's got like $100 of jewelry in your pockets which isn't a lot in today's dollars but hoo boy—]