You know those books you're reading are likely fictional, right?
[As in, whatever medieval porn Ain is reading is probably definitely sensationalized...
Add sighs, squinting as he takes a moment to look Ain over to make sure he didn't actually get his bandages wet before he relaxes again, getting back up on his feet and lightly swatting Wolfwood with the tip of his tail to get him to get up. We're not sleeping in what is essentially the bathroom, walk back to the main cave at least if you're going to sprawl there with your bits out.]
Nicholas has always been slightly overweight, so this doesn't surprise me to hear.
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[As in, whatever medieval porn Ain is reading is probably definitely sensationalized...
Add sighs, squinting as he takes a moment to look Ain over to make sure he didn't actually get his bandages wet before he relaxes again, getting back up on his feet and lightly swatting Wolfwood with the tip of his tail to get him to get up. We're not sleeping in what is essentially the bathroom, walk back to the main cave at least if you're going to sprawl there with your bits out.]
Nicholas has always been slightly overweight, so this doesn't surprise me to hear.
Oi.