[He love fat tail... But Ain goes on to touch the spaded tip, pulling it over his legs while he knocks on it and feels along the edge of it. Firm. Hard. Ain wonders if Wolfwood could kill someone with this, as he touches some of the ridges near the tip of Wolfwood's tail.]

Uh-huh. But I bet it's also muscular, too. Don't you guys use tails for balance? A lot of animals do. I wish humans had tails...

[okay FURRY]