I was going to invite myself anyway. You guys would be sad without me around~. Who would give you belly rubs and braid your tail fur and climb on you?

[Who would jerk your peanits in the bath—]

...but I appreciate it. I really don't have anywhere else to go, even though you offered to take me somewhere... I don't know, someone would surely figure me out eventually. For now, I'd rather just rough it, I think. Maybe we can make something nice together, haha, and then I can help you guys with talking to women.

[Lmao lol they're never going to see a woman again they've scored twink ass.]