[Closed] @eidxiety 🐉🐉🕊️

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[lupusxylem]

[Hey there's only one way to find out-

Wolfwood is nothing but terribly amused by the way Add just flusters and covers his muzzle with one paw, looking away from both Ain and Wolfwood like >:/]

Go ahead and read it to us. We promise to maybe not fall asleep.

[eidxiety]

[Like a doggie... aww. Ain thinks this is incredibly cute.]

Haha, ordinarily I'd say I don't mind if you do, but someone needs to make sure the stew can be pulled off the fire. I'll try to be entertaining~.

[And he'll just! Start reading! At the very least, Ain is quite the entertaining reader, who isn't afraid to raise his voice a tad to exclaim, emote, or otherwise. He has theatre kid energy. This man should be on stage doing plays and yet he's in a cave with dragons. Hmmm.

He'll read for as long as the stew needs to cook, so it'll be a few hours of narrative and epic battles and unicorns stabbing things with their horns.]

[dyn4m0]

[Listening to Ain read to them with such eagerness and passion is...not something either dragon has ever experienced before. Add thinks it's a little ridiculous, at least at first, whereas Wolfwood is pretty much immediately listening with his tail wagging. And the funny part is, while Wolfwood doesn't fall asleep...Add sure does, ending up so relaxed listening to Ain's voice that he just fucking passes out. With his mouth open. He's drooling a little bit...

Wolfwood's NEVER seen him that relaxed around a human, which is saying a damn lot. It's endearing if he's honest, and he can't help but smile fondly as he yawns and rolls over, then drags himself up out of the nest as a couple hours pass.]

I'm gonna get the stew now, should be done cookin'. You ready to eat?

[eidxiety]

Uh-huh. Haha, I think Add fell asleep...

[He scoots up to the dragon's head and places a little smooch against his open mouth, on the upper corner of his lip. Cutie... He's so zooted.]

Wakey wakey... We're gonna have dinner, sleepy boy~.

[dyn4m0]

[Add groans softly, bringing the tip of a wing over the other side of his face. Go away Wolfwood, he's sleeping...

But then it comes through the half-asleep haze that the voice he's hearing isn't Wolfwood's, which prompts him to crack open one eye. Ain, who is sitting there very close to his face, is somehow not who he was expecting to see, which causes him to startle just a little bit. Instinctively, he flips his head over like a snake trying to play dead, but that only lasts for a few seconds before he catches himself and gives his head a shake, moving to stand up.]

Mmrrgh...I wasn't sleeping.

Yeah, the drool on the nest says otherwise.

[Wolfwood calls over his shoulder as he spoons stew into three bowls for each of them.]

[eidxiety]

Wow, you weren't sleeping? You just laid there with your eyes closed to trick us both?

[Teehee. Heehee. Twirling his hair... He hasn't bothered to put his braid in lately, so it's just loose curls flopping around his index finger. It's still twirling. He's still fruity.]

You can admit you liked being read to. I won't be mad~.

[dyn4m0]

I don't have to "admit" to anything.

Yeah, sure...if you're a coward, maybe...

Do you WANT me to kill you??

[Hiss hiss!!

Wolfwood is Unbothered by Add's aggressing as he waltzes over with food and places a bowl in Ain's lap before putting one in front of Add, which forces him to shapeshift so he can actually pick it up.]

Lemme know if you hate it, but I did try to follow the recipe as close as I could.

[eidxiety]

Mm— oh, right, I was supposed to read that off for you. Sorry.

[They can read, Ain. You were being flat, you don't have to do things for people!! Especially not grown men (lizards)!!!

Ain will nom nom nom. Hmmm. Could use a tiny bit of pepper but—]

Haha, it's good~. I think using the flour to thicken it was a good call.

[lupusxylem]

[How can the dragons read, one wonders...probably thanks to Add honestly. He hasn't been on this planet for a thousand years to NOT be able to read, okay.]

You didn't hafta read it to me, it's okay. Woulda turned out the same either way.

[And judging by Add eating and not criticizing it immediately, he has to assume it's pretty good. He's never actually had it thickened before, and that's made it really good he's realizing.]

We'll try to make bread whenever you and Add figure that oven out. I can't promise it'll be edible, but we'll try it.

[eidxiety]

Haha... Bread is touchy. But we'll try it and see, won't we? It takes a bit to master the art I'm told. We need an oven either way. It'll make cooking easier, and the fire inside will be toasty... That way when the weather gets bad I can lay by it like a cat.

[Ain dreams of being cuddled up by the fireplace...]

[lupusxylem]

You're going to try to make bread and end up making crackers instead.

[Add remarks from where he eats his stew, unable to NOT chime in just to watch the way Wolfwood scowls over the top of Ain's head at him.]

Man, so? Crackers are good too. They last longer.

[Wolfwood huffs, slurping his stew.]

'Sides, if you get cold, you can just lay on us.

Are you volunteering??

Uh, yeah?

[eidxiety]

I like crackers!

[Ain, as they will find out, likes food.]

And what if you're gone when I'm cold and want to cuddle? [He asks Wolfwood, then turns to look at Add.] Will you cuddle me?

[dyn4m0]

Huh?

[Suddenly the attention is on him, and Add sputters because he's unable to hide the way his face reddens in his human form. He grits his teeth and looks away quickly, his tail lashing.]

You...you don't want to "cuddle" a dragon.

[eidxiety]

Wasn't that what we were just doing? Especially earlier?? I do want to cuddle a dragon. I am not a coward.

[dyn4m0]

Neither am I!!!

[Wolfwood has to try very hard not to laugh right into his bowl. Ain has only been here barely two days and he's already learned how to play Add like a fiddle.]

I'd cuddle with you! I'm not afraid of cuddling with a human!

[eidxiety]

Good~! Because otherwise you'd be a big ol' baby dragon, and not a brave grown-up dragon, and you wouldn't want that now would you?

[Add is easy to figure out. Ain just needs to obliterate him and boom! He is receiving attention and cuddles. Finally, he will stay warm at night.]

Thank you for keeping me warm, Add~.

[dyn4m0]

[His tail! Is lashing!!! And there's a little bit of an increase of static electricity in the air.]

I'm not a baby!?!

[Wolfwood is dying silently over there, he has to get up and go get more soup before he cries laughing into his empty bowl.

Add, meanwhile, reaches his paw out and like...does that thing cats do where they paw at you like they're gonna slap you, but they just put their foot on you instead. He does that to Ain's head.]

You're getting bold for being here barely 48 hours. Don't patronize me!

[eidxiety]

[Why are your human-form dragon paws so big for... Ain giggles, pushing his head playfully against where Add has him, but not really trying to get him to back down at all.]

You open yourself up to it, though. You're so easy to pick on~.

[Bonk bonk bonk Ain is bonking into your hand bonk]

[dyn4m0]

[I've decided just now they have beans as humans too. So have fun with that-

Anyway bap bap bap he doesn't realize Ain is enjoying this.]

He's right yaknow.~

I will kill you both.

[eidxiety]

Hehe~.

[God his beans... Ain wants to lick him, but he's gathered that Add is a little more of a neat-freak than Wolfwood, so he behaves.

Only in that case, though. Everything else he's doing is not behaving.]

You can't kill me, because you'd be sad without someone to tease you, or brush your fur and braid it, or give you such big scritches... [The BIGGEST scritches!] What would you do without me? Who will teach you how to build an oven~?

[dyn4m0]

I could learn how to build an oven by myself! I can do anything with enough time and research!

Easy babe, we know. You're sooo smart and talented and better n'everyone else and junk.

[Wolfwood plops down beside Ain, looping his tail loosely around him while both poking Add in the small of his back with the spaded tip.]

And- And I can braid my own fur if I wanted to. And scratch myself!

[Yes but...it would not fill you with joy.]

[eidxiety]

But what about whimsy?

[Ain says, playful as always, as he finishes off his soup and then sets the bowl aside so he can patpat Wolfwood's tail over his legs.]

[dyn4m0]

What's that supposed to mean...

It means you need t'stop bein' such a tightass and learn to have fun.

[At least, that's how Wolfwood is interpreting it, anyway. Like Add, have you ever seen Ain THIS happy? He's like he's a completely different person now. They shouldn't squander that.]

How many times do I have to tell you you need to rest before you just keel over and die? Not have "fun".

Can you not have fun and also be resting?

[eidxiety]

I'm resting! I was having fun reading earlier, and giving you guys belly rubs, but I'm resting. I'd be up trying to sew or build something or explore outside if I wasn't, trust me.

[Look at the complete 180 that being cared for and also that orgasm he had did to him! Now he's soooo happy. Look at him, he's got a case of the joy. How dare he.]

[lupusxylem]

See, what'd I tell you? We can be good hosts. We just had t'find somebody who wanted to stay.

[Well. Ain is still NOT a woman, but...maybe that's alright for now. What Wolfwood and Add have really been longing for, despite needing to try to save their species, is companionship.

Plus, it helps that they're two gay dragons who think Ain is very, VERY cute.

Wolfwood lifts his own clawed hand, using it to brush Ain's bangs off his forehead.]

It's real windy outside the cave, so it's gonna be cold tonight. You'll need to stick real close between us when we go to bed.