[Closed] @eidxiety 🐉🐉🕊️

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[eidxiety]

Me, annoying? Wow... that's a new one~. I've never been annoying before~.

[He's annoying on purpose, yeah. Look at that smile, look at the way his eyes crinkle. He's enjoying himself. The post-nut clarity has only made him sillier.]

I wouldn't mind if you were a little mean, maybe. I've never had someone be mean to me.

[dyn4m0]

[Add...pauses. Like he literally stops for a second.]

I'm...sorry? You want me to be mean to you?

[?????]

[eidxiety]

[]

Haha... maybe just to try it...? Don't be so mean that I want to cry, but you can pick on me a little like you do with Nikolaus.

[Be mean to him (horny)]

[dyn4m0]

[Girl-]

I'm mean to him because he's constantly doing some idiotic thing that warrants it.

[He pulls the bandages taught, carefully, and starts tying them off.]

Though I doubt that would be hard for you to accomplish.

[eidxiety]

[Ain literally giggles like he's being rizzed up and told he's the most beautiful boy ever, when he's been insulted. Oh god he wants to be bullied.]

Yeah, that's good.

[GIRL]

[dyn4m0]

[Add snarls in a way that causes him to bare his fangs a little, just briefly.]

Gods, you really are stupid like Nicholas.

[...which means he's attracted to you. God DAMN it.

Huffing again like this is the most inconvenienced he's ever been in his life, he pulls his hands away.]

There. Don't let him slobber all over you again or I'll kill you both.

[eidxiety]

[Twirling his hair...]

Okay~. Are we done, then? You didn't want to spend more time with me before bed? [He's onto you.] Alone? You sent Nikolaus to do chores, after all...

[dyn4m0]

[>:| >:| >:|]

No, we're not "done". You're soaked.

[Like yes, put a pin in that alone time, but first you need a BATH. You smell like dragon spit (Add that is not entirely JUST Wolfwood's doing and you know it.]

Come over here and wash your hair under the waterfall first. Then we'll worry about the rest of you.

[eidxiety]

Aren't the bandages just gonna get wet again?

[Not if you're smart about it! But Ain scoots, tilts his head, and starts washing his hair off. It feels nice to be able to keep it clean despite where he is, he must admit, although he finds himself missing some soaps. He knows how to make lotions with certain herbs, so perhaps he could do the same with soaps... it sounds fun. Much to consider when he annoys the boys into letting him garden.

Anyway, he scrubs, and then when he's done, brings his de-fluffed head out of the waterfall and beams at Add.

Water is streaming down his face.

Yeah he hopes you're attracted to him.]

[dyn4m0]

[HUFFS. He blushes and has to look away, as usual.]

Still not done, dumbass…

[So Add will take it upon himself to grab some clean cloth to soak in the water, wring out almost completely, and start giving Ain a whore bath. It’s not as good as if they had actual soap, but it’s better than being sticky and slimy.]

[eidxiety]

[Ain sits there so politely, lounging like a cat while laying down lifted up on his elbows. He's grinning, of course he is, but it's serene and loving as much as it is shitty and gremlin-y.]

Do you like my freckles~? I've always wanted a cute boy to say that they're charming, or something like that.

[Fantasy: Being validated in your appearance.]

[dyn4m0]

[Screaming-]

If you wanted someone to say embarrassing stuff like that to you, you can ask Nicholas.

[Yet, he’s washing Ain’s back and shoulders so gently and carefully…]

…they’re different, I guess. I’ve never seen a human that looks quite like you do. It stands out.

[eidxiety]

You're right, I forgot I wanted you to be mean to me~.

[He sing-songs, but he holds still while Add carefully washes him off, closing his eyes gently and laughing under his breath.]

They say that every freckle is a kiss from an angel. I'm more interested in kissing dragons, though~.

[dyn4m0]

[aaaAaaaaaAAAAAA]

You’re so stupid.

[He remarks lowly as he washes down the middle of Ain’s back, his tail curling in anxious loops behind him. Wolfwood knows just what to say to make him feel awkward like this too, but it’s nothing like what Ain’s doing right now. Teasing him…patronizing him…]

Is that why you keep kissing our faces? We could just as easily eat you, you know.

[Yeah well not in THAT form-]

[eidxiety]

It's 'cause you guys are so cute~. And to thank you for taking good care of me, I guess.

[He honestly hasn't thought about it too much. He just... did it the first time, and then kept doing it. And then got oral about it. See, there's no problems here! It all makes sense! No one is getting feelings for anybody, this is just two bros vibing in the bath—]

You could eat me, but you won't, because you'd be sad and bored without me~. You'd have no cute human to keep you on your toes and love on you. We already had this discussion earlier, did you forget?

[dyn4m0]

I didn't forget.

[He just...can't fathom it. Can't understand they've actually found a human who likes them. In any capacity, really. Is this what stockholm syndrome is???

Add moves to washing Ain's legs and thighs now because yes, Wolfwood soaked his ENTIRE body so he kindof has to, which means he has to tread lightly here so he doesn't accidentally brush something he shouldn't...but that doesn't mean he isn't also doing a thorough job. He's fastidious like that.]

We could eat you. I imagine you'd taste very good. [????] But then you'd be gone. And that would be a waste.

[eidxiety]

[Ain's thighs are very soft, have fun!]

Haha, I know Nikolaus thinks I taste good... [He smiles like :) ] But you're right, I'm such a catch. Aren't you glad you have me around? I know so many things that you don't, I bet~.

[dyn4m0]

Only human things, and even then I doubt it's anything much I don't already know. I've done my own research on your kind for centuries.

[His tail flicks, so self assured and confident that he's sooo smart and cool.]

Why do you think I have so many books?

[eidxiety]

Haha, I know that, but... you can't possibly have everything. What about constellations? Mythology? Flower language? Sewing, how to raise plants, how to work with clay...

[Add is soooo smart and cool but what if Ain teases him anyway. Keep him humble, y'know.]

[dyn4m0]

I...well. I don't know about clay, or sewing, but I've read a lot about plants and their properties, and even more about human mythology. It's fascinating to read about because of how wild some of the ideas humans will come up with about our world are.

[Is this what you wanted, Ain? Him just casually insulting your race to your face while he washes your inner thighs?]

[eidxiety]

[Kinda yeah—]

Haha, well, it's hard to explain some things! Can you blame us? Don't you think making up stories is fun? [Add strikes him as the kind that doesn't.] Even if it explains nothing, it's fun to think about how the world came into being, or why trees are green, or why the sky is blue...

I like to think that God paints the skies every night for us to enjoy~. I know that's probably not real, but isn't it a nice thought?

[dyn4m0]

[......]

I guess...maybe.

[Add has never had whimsy in his life. Or, rather...he hasn't had it until Ain showed up. He had more when he and Wolfwood got together, but they're too similar to really be this level of energetic. Meanwhile, Ain is just here...radiating joy at any given moment.

How is this the human they dragged in only a few days ago...? Add still doesn't understand it.

Anyway, he's now made it down to Ain's legs and is almost done worshing, though...he still hasn't gotten, you know. His butt. Or his bits-

Doesn't Add not care about nudity, as a dragon? HMM.]

I've never bothered to think about it like that.

[eidxiety]

[Give him the cloth you coward he can wash his own bits— y'know if you're Scared about it!]

Haha, see? I'm so much fun~.

[He watches Add scrubbing him down, all the way to his feet, and then pauses and laughs under his breath.]

I think you missed a couple spots~.

[dyn4m0]

[And just like that, Add stops and looks at Ain so he can snarl at him, baring his teeth a little.]

Are you calling me a coward?

[eidxiety]

Haha, not out loud? If you don't want to, I'm happy to do it myself, you know. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.

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