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[eidxiety]

What do you mean, not special? They're beautiful.

[Ain runs his hands against the clipped pinfeathers, then to the much larger primaries, to the middle of the wing proper... and then cranes his neck to plant a kiss in the pinfeathers proper. Mwah. There, now you two are even on your Ain-designated kisses for the day.

Dragons are cool. Ain wants to learn magic... it's not fair that he's human, he wants to be fun at parties too! He wants to learn spells that would make it so he never has to brush his hair ever again by having it be immaculate every morning, and healing magic, and like... magic that lets him make sparkles in midair, like throwing shiny confetti everywhere. That's what he wants.]

You guys are both pretty. Aren't dragons supposed to be super egotistical? Shouldn't you be telling me how your wings are magnificent and I'm lucky I get to touch them?

[dyn4m0]

I would, if they weren’t damaged.

[They’re both damaged, as Ain has seen, in different ways. It’s hard to say if it’s from other dragons, animals, or humans, but in Add’s case…he HAD to have been held captive by humans at one point, given that scar on his neck that he has yet to even acknowledge.

Wolfwood stretches across the room, yawning. He’d better start looking at what dinner’s gonna be…he shifts into his human form so he can look through the ingredients Add brought as he answers aloud, another voice in the cave for the first time all morning.]

Hah. You’d be the first to call us that. To hear the people say it, we’re hideous, evil monsters.

[eidxiety]

People fear what they don't understand. I feel safe with you guys now, and I think you're very beautiful creatures. And I don't mind things that are damaged either. Haha, between you guys and me, [what, the only three people here in this cave???] the hottest knights to me were the ones covered in scars~.

[He Will kiss Add's wing again do Not test him.]

[dyn4m0]

[Not his feathers fluffing up as he FLUSTERS

Add is silent for a moment as Wolfwood rummages in the book pile- after a silent glance for permission- to find a cook book with a recipe he can use for tonight while he and Ain talk.]

Even after we nearly killed you. Even after we nearly drove you to take your own life…how can you be so nice to us?

[eidxiety]

'Cause you made it up to me and have been taking care of me, I guess? Haha, I suppose I forgive too easily... you're better than what I had previously, believe it or not. Money and comfort and fineries don't mean anything if you're miserable and sad the entire time.

[He combs through the feathers, then makes himself comfortable, lying down on his back with Add's wing pulled over him. Warmb...]

Maybe I just want to be nice, too.

[dyn4m0]

[…]

You're nicer than most humans are. Dragons are cruel by nature as much as necessity.

[For humans…he’s not sure how often it’s necessary for their cruelty. But he won’t delve into that when Ain is making himself comfy.

He wiggles a little to get adjusted, curling his tail up around Ain’s form.]

…Nicholas will correct me if I’m wrong, but. You’re welcome to stay with us as long as you want.

…or whatever. We don’t care.

To translate: We don’t mind havin’ you here.

[eidxiety]

I was going to invite myself anyway. You guys would be sad without me around~. Who would give you belly rubs and braid your tail fur and climb on you?

[Who would jerk your peanits in the bath—]

...but I appreciate it. I really don't have anywhere else to go, even though you offered to take me somewhere... I don't know, someone would surely figure me out eventually. For now, I'd rather just rough it, I think. Maybe we can make something nice together, haha, and then I can help you guys with talking to women.

[Lmao lol they're never going to see a woman again they've scored twink ass.]

[dyn4m0]

Alright. Then you’ll stay with us until future notice.

[“Future Notice” uh huh]

Well now that that’s settled-

[Wolfwood slides a book to Ain underneath Add’s wing.]

Pick your favorite human food from this and we’ll see if we can make it. Might need’ta go hunt but I’ll do it this time, I gotta stretch my wings anyway.

[eidxiety]

[Wigglwiggls out from under Add's wing to grab the book and sit up... he'll leaf through the recipes for a few minutes, then hum contemplatively, then flip backwards through it. Simple things. Like...]

How about this stew? We have veggies, right? You can thicken it with a little bit of the flour, and add whatever meat you find. I know we just had stew, but it's easy, and we have things for it. Haha, I think if we wanted to make bread, we'd have to build a little brick oven, so we'd need clay...

[Things to do later. Ain is good with his hands, at least, and can probably pull it off.]

[dyn4m0]

An oven? I can help with that. I like a challenge, especially with strange human devices.

[Babe it’s an oven-
Wolfwood nods though and shifts forms, giving himself a shake as he looks at Add.]

I’ll go get a deer then. Can you cut up the veggies, babe?

[Grumbles don’t call him babe in front of Ain-

Wolfwood shorts and kicks Add’s forehead, getting swatted for his efforts. Then, he leans down and licks Ain too. Mlem.

Then he flies off weee he will clean the deer outside don’t worry.]

[eidxiety]

[Oh, christened by the dragon... Ain giggles as he puts the book aside for now, on the page he left off on, and turns back to the novel he had started and got like two paragraphs in before his undiagnosed, medievally-unrecognized ADHD kicked in and took him on a journey.]

It'll be fun~. We can do it together. I've always been very tactile. [Girl he knows, you felt him and Wolfwood up for like an hour just now.] My mother always claimed it was in bad taste for a prince to do a stonemason's work, but doing things is so fun...

[dyn4m0]

Your mother’s also a bitch.

[Add remarks matter-of-factly. He will get up and cut the veggies in a minute…for now, Ain seems comfortable. He doesn’t want to disrupt him. Disgusting.]

[eidxiety]

Haha, that's true~. She'd let me do the garden because she liked that the yard was nice, but God forbid I want to hang out with the blacksmith for a bit and learn to make weapons, or go to the stonemason's or carpenter's shops and ask them to show me their work. I think it's important to know the people you share land with, but apparently the only thing I should know is how to be a proper prince with one or two hobbies she approves of~.

Anyway, I'm going to do things she doesn't like forever now, haha.

[He is very comfy, it's true. Add's wingies are so soft and warm.]

[dyn4m0]

[Ain is allowed to do anything here, honestly. He can learn to build a stove, he can garden, he can even pick up a sword if he'd like. The dragons aren't going to stop him or care, so long as he doesn't turn the blade on them (or himself). But now that they've gotten to know each other, Add gets the distinct feeling Ain isn't that kind of person. He's too nice for his own good...nice, and a little goofy. It's gross to admit, but even Add feels the slightest bit endeared to him.

He'll lay there with Ain for a while, kindof half dozing for maybe a half hour or so before he gets up and stretches, shifting into his human form so he can chop vegetables before Wolfwood gets back and calls Add out on procrastinating which he NEVER does by the way. Ain will get to look at bare ass while he does this, since the dragons still haven't seemed to deem it necessary to dress themselves...like, maybe they'd consider it if Ain requested it, but otherwise...

Butt.

Wolfwood flies back in before too long, carrying way more cuts of meat in his claws than Ain could ever eat in a day, or even a week, but that meat won't go to waste. In their dragon forms, they can split it and it will barely be more than a snack. The stew is started before too long, set to simmer over the fire for the next couple of hours.]

[eidxiety]

[Ain is reading him book.

He will not tell the dragons to wear clothes because he likes peeking at them from over his novel. Sue him. He's never going to see this many naked men for free EVER AGAIN. So he reads while they work, actually making progress this time, and if the boys come back over he will snuggle up between them and keep reading his book.

He's having a nice time.]

Do you want me to read to you while we wait?

[lupusxylem]

[The boys are in their dragon forms again to rest while the food cooks, and now that they've gotten on better terms, Wolfwood will not hesitate to scoot as close to Add as he'll allow, which means Ain is comfortably snuggled up between both dragons. Like he will not have to worry about being cold right now, he is WAERM.

Wolfwood smirks, resting his head on his paws.]

Is it a romance novel?

I do not collect romance novels.

Ooh it's a raunchy novel.

[eidxiety]

Haha, I don't think it's raunchy or romantic...? At least, not so far. It's just a modern fantasy novel. ["Modern fantasy" because get it they're already in that era, get it. I'm so funny,] About a knight, and a unicorn. Unicorns are cute~.

[Maybe the unicorn turns into a hot man and fucks the knight, Ain doesn't know.]

[lupusxylem]

[Hey there's only one way to find out-

Wolfwood is nothing but terribly amused by the way Add just flusters and covers his muzzle with one paw, looking away from both Ain and Wolfwood like >:/]

Go ahead and read it to us. We promise to maybe not fall asleep.

[eidxiety]

[Like a doggie... aww. Ain thinks this is incredibly cute.]

Haha, ordinarily I'd say I don't mind if you do, but someone needs to make sure the stew can be pulled off the fire. I'll try to be entertaining~.

[And he'll just! Start reading! At the very least, Ain is quite the entertaining reader, who isn't afraid to raise his voice a tad to exclaim, emote, or otherwise. He has theatre kid energy. This man should be on stage doing plays and yet he's in a cave with dragons. Hmmm.

He'll read for as long as the stew needs to cook, so it'll be a few hours of narrative and epic battles and unicorns stabbing things with their horns.]

[dyn4m0]

[Listening to Ain read to them with such eagerness and passion is...not something either dragon has ever experienced before. Add thinks it's a little ridiculous, at least at first, whereas Wolfwood is pretty much immediately listening with his tail wagging. And the funny part is, while Wolfwood doesn't fall asleep...Add sure does, ending up so relaxed listening to Ain's voice that he just fucking passes out. With his mouth open. He's drooling a little bit...

Wolfwood's NEVER seen him that relaxed around a human, which is saying a damn lot. It's endearing if he's honest, and he can't help but smile fondly as he yawns and rolls over, then drags himself up out of the nest as a couple hours pass.]

I'm gonna get the stew now, should be done cookin'. You ready to eat?

[eidxiety]

Uh-huh. Haha, I think Add fell asleep...

[He scoots up to the dragon's head and places a little smooch against his open mouth, on the upper corner of his lip. Cutie... He's so zooted.]

Wakey wakey... We're gonna have dinner, sleepy boy~.

[dyn4m0]

[Add groans softly, bringing the tip of a wing over the other side of his face. Go away Wolfwood, he's sleeping...

But then it comes through the half-asleep haze that the voice he's hearing isn't Wolfwood's, which prompts him to crack open one eye. Ain, who is sitting there very close to his face, is somehow not who he was expecting to see, which causes him to startle just a little bit. Instinctively, he flips his head over like a snake trying to play dead, but that only lasts for a few seconds before he catches himself and gives his head a shake, moving to stand up.]

Mmrrgh...I wasn't sleeping.

Yeah, the drool on the nest says otherwise.

[Wolfwood calls over his shoulder as he spoons stew into three bowls for each of them.]

[eidxiety]

Wow, you weren't sleeping? You just laid there with your eyes closed to trick us both?

[Teehee. Heehee. Twirling his hair... He hasn't bothered to put his braid in lately, so it's just loose curls flopping around his index finger. It's still twirling. He's still fruity.]

You can admit you liked being read to. I won't be mad~.

[dyn4m0]

I don't have to "admit" to anything.

Yeah, sure...if you're a coward, maybe...

Do you WANT me to kill you??

[Hiss hiss!!

Wolfwood is Unbothered by Add's aggressing as he waltzes over with food and places a bowl in Ain's lap before putting one in front of Add, which forces him to shapeshift so he can actually pick it up.]

Lemme know if you hate it, but I did try to follow the recipe as close as I could.

[eidxiety]

Mm— oh, right, I was supposed to read that off for you. Sorry.

[They can read, Ain. You were being flat, you don't have to do things for people!! Especially not grown men (lizards)!!!

Ain will nom nom nom. Hmmm. Could use a tiny bit of pepper but—]

Haha, it's good~. I think using the flour to thicken it was a good call.