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From:

eidxiety

[WHO is out here making Siren dildos... Who could be so brave...

Ain actively has to unfurl his headfins from in front of his face just to make sure he's not crazy. He feels something firm being dragged along his side and feels like there's no choice but to look, is both confused and surprised when there's very much some sort of fake dick (and has no idea what sex toys even are in the first place, so he'll ask questions later) and then suddenly the tip of it is in him and he quickly goes back to hiding. Right, okay. He understands.

He isn't really sure how this all works, it's a bit cold and inhuman, but that doesn't compare to how good it feels to be stretched open. With a gasp, he curls his hands into little fists, having nothing else to hold onto or anywhere to dig his claws in. It's not quite how he imagined this would go, but actually being stretched open is helping a little.

Maybe he's just into the human doing it. Add did say it would trick him into not having symptoms or something, too.]

Nnh...

From:

dyn4m0

[This, in theory, is the easy part. There’s a plunger on the side of the container holding the eggs, and once the ovipositor is fully seated in place, he can just push it down and put the eggs into him. They will remain for a few hours, giving Ain the false sensation of being full and having “bred” before they eventually dissolve on their own. Of course, some Sirens need multiple treatments if their instincts are particularly strong, but Add opted not to bother mentioning that. He’ll cross that bridge if and when they actually get to it. With any luck, Ain’s hormones will be satisfied.

Maybe Add will be lucky and he didn’t pick the horniest fish in the pod.

With all of that said, Add…does not do things as he should. He SHOULD just put the eggs in, but he’s focused moreso right now on getting the length inside Ain. It’s relatively long- all Siren penises are- so there’s a lot to get in there, slowly and carefully to make sure he doesn’t hurt him. It’s soft, so he should be fine, and it’s quick to warm with his body. It fits him well too, not too big but also not too small (probably not as big as Ain would like, let’s be real). It’s in all the way, he can feel the base having reached the vent opening-

But instead of pushing the eggs in, Add decides of his own accord to take the advice of one of the books he read (because yes this freak has read about artificially inseminating Sirens in the name of “science”) which said that to get better results, you have to…well.

He grips the end of the ovipositor gently and pulls it out a few centimeters before pushing it back in. Out…back in. The water makes the glide all the easier for thrusting this thing inside of him, and Add is completely transfixed, like a cat watching a bird flit around just out of reach.]

From:

eidxiety

[Add really could have ended this early by just egging the fish, but no, he's out here trying to make him have a proper orgasm too, smh smh. This is why you're gonna develop a fetish dude.

Ain cannot hold still. This has been a recurring theme, this Siren just does not know how to be Off and chill for a second. Ain's hips are chasing that toy as it goes in some attempt to drive it deeper, feeling the curves line up exactly as his internal anatomy allows, drooling because he's moaning too much to remember to keep his mouth shut now. He's red from where he's hiding under the headfins, too. Sometimes his whines sound a bit like Add's name... don't worry about it, he's imagining things right now.

The fact that he's as slick as he is internally helps the process immensely, too, since Ain is starting to squeeze around the toy more and more as they go on. His cocks are twitching and writhing, looking for something to curl around and not exactly finding it, and if his body's natural responses are anything to go by, he's definitely going to climax soon.

Add has both picked the horniest Siren in the pod and also the one who is easiest to get off. That's the tradeoff there. He will be doing this again in 2 business days.]

From:

dyn4m0

[Yeah sorry Ain he didn’t originally intend to make you have an orgasm about it, but he’s making you have an orgasm about it-

The way Ain bucks his hips against the ovipositor, the way Add can almost hear his own name being moaned (though he’s pretty? Sure??? He’s imagining that one), continuing to gently thrust it into him as he works him to the edge. He’s not sure how he can tell he’s getting close…maybe it’s just intuition, given that he’s as much of a virgin as they come. That, and the determination to do this right.

Which involves making a Siren climax, apparently.

As his cocks start to writhe, Add moves one of his hands over to let them wrap around his fingers for just a moment while he pushes the toy in deep, all the way to the hilt now so that the tip sits right at the center of Ain’s belly. Then, he’ll pull his other hand away so he can reach back to the container and start to slowly depress the plunger, watching closely as the little blue jelly eggs get sucked up and start to make their way through the toy.

One by one, they start to fill Ain just like an alpha would. There’s no set amount of eggs, but Add opts for around 10-12 just to be safe. They’re small, so it’s not going to hurt him, and he can always add more if needed.

He does not need to be staring this much.]

From:

eidxiety

[This whole experience surely will not awaken anything in Add. Especially not when Ain suddenly climaxes hard as soon as that toy is fit all the way into him, his spine arching out of the basin while he coats himself and Add's hand in that sticky semen of his. It comes from both dicks, suddenly shooting out before Ain himself is really aware of it, and...

The eggs? The eggs. Ain's brain does not perceive these as fake, as far as he knows these are real eggs from soooomewhere, he's not thinking of it, and the way he gasps says that Add just hit about every possible kink and instinct a Siren could have. He's still orgasming, even, as each of those pushes past the ring of muscle and into him, leaving him just slightly bloated in the end.

Whenever Add pulls the apparatus out, Ain's tired brain says "yep that's good", and then he rolls over, curls up into a little ball, and goes to sleep.

Goodnight.]

From:

dyn4m0

[What does it say about Add that the first time in his life that he's ever brought someone off (that was not himself), it was a fish?

In truth, it says a lot that he doesn't want to admit to, much less think about. Yet, he feels it in the back of his mind regardless, reminding him of just how strange this whole thing was. How eager he was to just...do it. ...well, eager may be a strong word, but it's not like his anxiety stopped him at all. He practically jerked him off, after all.

The evidence is clear as he watches Ain's cum drip down the latex gloves in sticky globs, some of it staying where it is while the rest mingles with the water. The gloves are a bit longer, so he avoided getting anything on his skin, only just barely...and Ain himself is completely covered, both all over his scales and where his skin meets them. Now that the eggs have been sufficiently put inside of him, Add will carefully remove the ovipositor and set it aside to be cleaned in a bit, pulling a few sturdy medical-grade wet wipes out of a box on the cart so he can carefully use them to wipe Ain off. He really has to work to get all of the slick off of him, considering how much he came and just how much his vent just leaked all over the place. But once that's done, he'll put his supplies aside and pull off the gloves, turning them inside out and tossing them in the trash.

Ain's asleep, so he has no choice but to carefully scoop the Siren in his arms and lift him up out of the tub. Even if he doesn't put his arms around his neck, it's not too difficult to carry him up to the top of his tank, gently dropping him into the water from there.

All the while, Add is trying very, very hard not to think about the fact he's harder than he's ever been in his entire life right now.]

From:

eidxiety

[Add has to like, drop this fish into his tank and watch him wake up only to sloooowly drift back to his cave and slither into it and curl up into a ball. He's going to be dead for the rest of the day, he's. not pregnant but acting like it. Look man omega males are not meant to breed he's just here living in the moment. His fish brain is happy and fetished out and he needs to die for the next 4 to 12 hours.

Add, meanwhile, should possibly deal with his little problem before Ain wakes up, but when that will be is anyone's guess. He might wake up for food when the eggs are done dissolving, but for now?

He has died. He is died. There is no more Ain, he's curled up into a ball kind of like a snake and is sleeping. Honestly he won't even remember how he got into the tank again, he's that unconscious.

Anyway, Add has some issues to work out with himself—]

From:

dyn4m0

[Unfortunately for Add, he can't just go home. His workday has practically just started, and now that Ain is sleeping, he can get some other work done. He needs to document his findings here, as well as how Ain seems to be doing after the treatment, all that jazz...which means he is going to be stupid and try to ignore his boner. Key word being try, because it's difficult doing that when it's not exactly a no-reason boner. This is a boner that comes along with being violently horny in such a way that you feel disgusted over it. Like, he just put jelly eggs in a fish, and THAT'S what got his rocks off???

He doesn't know what to do, other than to just ignore it, huffing as he turns to start cleaning the workspace, draining the tub and wiping it down to get it sanitized for next time. He has to wipe down and clean out the ovipositor as well, not knowing he will just be wasting time here because Ain isn't going to be fine after just one time. He moves slowly as he does this, because every time his jeans rub up against his front, it hurts. Like, annoyingly so. It hits him in waves, his cock throbbing angrily every time it gets friction as if to remind him of his shame. He continues to overlook it as he goes to start working on his laptop, only to realize just a few moments later that he can feel precum leaking out of his cock. It happens every so often, his body so violently aroused that he's pretty sure he could just cum sitting around long enough. It's...frustrating. It's driving him insane.

And...

He pushes off from his desk and gets up, shuffling his way to the nearest bathroom before anyone sees. Lucky for him this side of the facility has a one-person private bathroom, so he can just go in there and lock himself in, staggering to the urinal so he can stiffly undo his pants and pull them down just enough to pull out his cock, his boxers completely soaked through in the front.

It barely takes two firm strokes before he's cumming in thick ropes all across the back of the porcelain, standing there with his forearm braced against the wall as he watches it drip down, knees trembling.]

...what the fuck.

From:

eidxiety

[lol fish fucker—

Ain, meanwhile, is zooted. He is Flat. He has become one with the sand and seaweed bedding and has finally found peace in his life (at least for the next two days). When he wakes up, he has no idea that Add is a) affected at all by this and b) how much time has passed, but his tummy has the rumblies and that must mean it's lunch time or so. Realistically he slept for about four hours, so Add might be having lunch by now.

He slooowly opens his eyes, uncoils from around himself, and swims halfway out of his cave with a yawn... then flops on his belly in the sand with his arms stretched out in front of him like a goober.]

Hungryyyyy.

[All is normal with this fish.]

From:

dyn4m0

[Add is here! As it turns out, it's been several hours since his...incident, and he's had some time to recover and actually get some work done. He looks tired, and yes he did have instant ramen for lunch again thanks for asking. He's eating it now as he sits at his desk, only lifting his head when he's noticed that Ain's awake and asking for food.]

You'll have to wait. I'm still eating.

From:

eidxiety

[Let's not talk about the elephant in the room of "you got me off" and "I got off to you" here. Ain sure isn't bringing it up, even though he's got his cheek planted in the sand and is looking sidelong at Add like he really wants the man to come over here and kiss him.

Pretty human...]

What's your food called? I see you eat that all the time.

From:

dyn4m0

[Haha yeah no FUCKING way is Add bringing that up. Ain does NOT need to know, and hopefully he cannot smell the fact Add jerked off through the glass or something-

He takes a moment to take a bite, slurping some of the noodles off his chopsticks before responding.]

Ramen. It's bad for you.

[Drinks some of the broth.]

From:

eidxiety

[Ain's too sleepy to think about smells right now. He's between the phases "heat abated because egg :)" and "heat going to come back because horny :(" which has cocktailed into "sleepy". He actually hasn't slept properly since this started since he often wakes up in the middle of the night needing dick in him like, yesterday.]

But it looks like seagrass...

[That Can't be bad for him!]

Can we plant seagrass in here? Just a little bit... I like how it tickles when you roll in it.

From:

dyn4m0

Seagrass...?

[He stirs his soup with his chopsticks a little, picking out a piece of meat from deep inside.]

A little, maybe. It would thrive better in a larger tank.

[He twists some more noodles around his chopsticks, lifting them up and out of the cup.]

This isn't seagrass, anyway. They're noodles. It's made from a grain called wheat.

From:

eidxiety

Wheat... what does wheat look like?

[Land grass—

But a more pressing question is in the back of Ain's mind. Namely:]

Why is this tank so small anyway? Am I isolated 'cause you need to run checkups on me all the time? Did you just think I was pretty and wanted to put me here to look at me~?

[Definitely not that last thing—]

From:

dyn4m0

Ugh. You ask too many questions...

[How is he even supposed to finish eating if Ain keeps asking him questions? Seriously...

He pauses to take another sip of broth before he says anything else, his eyes drifting closed.]

It looks...a little bit like grass, but a lot drier. Usually brown or tan. It's not wheat until it's been ground up and processed. As for your tank, it's small because it's easier to examine you that way, and this office isn't all that big to begin with. You came from a tank with an entire pod inside, so of course it was bigger.

From:

eidxiety

[Don't be a coward and take bites while Ain asks the question? What the fuck girl have you never eaten in front of people before.

Ain biiiig yawns, then folds his arms up under his little chin to form a pillow. Now he's comfy out here, and still watching Add eat too.]

So you didn't pull me in here 'cause I'm pretty...

[He'll let Add eat for a minute or two longer before he asks another question.]

Have you tried to breathe underwater yet? Can you even do that without melting?

From:

dyn4m0

[Add rolls his eyes.]

I put you in here because you seemed like the most promising candidate for my studies at the time. You're young, vibrant, and stood out in the crowd.

[That's Add speak for "yes you're pretty".

It's probably a good thing he's mostly done by the time Ain asks that, because otherwise he would have started choking. So yeah he kindof blacked out before he realized he was actually breathing water back then...so he looks back at Ain like he's grown a second head.]

Can I-...what? Do you think humans are made of salt or something? We don't melt in the water.

And what do you mean, "breathe underwater"?? That's scientifically impossible for humans, even if we wanted to. We're not designed for it.

From:

eidxiety

That's part of the Siren's blessing that saved you from dying while I pried the grate open, remember? We talked about that... you must be very forgetful. But humans always have to wear special skins when they go in the water, with those big metal thingies on their backs. I've seen you guys dive into the ocean before. I know what humans look like when they're not in their skins.

[He does not know what to call diving suits, sorry.]

You can breathe underwater because you'll have gills splitting open, which you did after I kissed you, but I rushed you out of the water because I didn't want you to melt.

From:

dyn4m0

I am not forgetful! [Add puts his now-empty cup on his desk, a little forcefully. It causes the cup to crumple just a tiny bit.] I've had a lot on my mind since that happened, as I'd hope you'd be well aware.

[Well he isn't aware of the fact you're fish-horny but go off king.

He sweeps the cup into the trash as he stands, dusting himself off as he heads to the supply cabinet while he talks.]

You're talking about diving suits. Diving suits, and oxygen tanks. They need those to breathe underwater, yes, but the suits don't keep us from melting. Water is harmless under normal circumstances, we just can't freely dive down as deep as Sirens like you can. It's like I said, we're not built for it.

[As Ain goes on to mention him having "gills splitting open", Add's hand immediately goes to his neck subconsciously, his fingers rubbing over the scar that wraps around his throat. He scratches into it with his nails, his expression tightening.]

That...can't be possible.

From:

eidxiety

But that's how you were able to stay underwater!! If you get into my tank, will it close on you again? We could test it. Maybe you should wear a "diving suit" or something though, unless you wanna come in naked. I'm scared you'll get cold if you're naked, even though my water is nice and warm.

[Ain he doesn't want to come in naked. Trust him bro.]

Either way, if you come in and submerge yourself, it should prove one way or another to you, since you don't believe me.

From:

dyn4m0

[Trust him bro.

Add pauses, his hand lingering on the cabinet he just pulled open.]

...you don't understand. I can't just get into your tank whenever I want. Unless for an emergency, it's strictly forbidden. The only reason my coworkers don't know I got dragged into your tank is because they trust me to review your footage, so no one else is going to see it unless they start getting suspicious of my actions. If they were to catch me doing something like that, I'd get fired on the spot.

[Or worse, just straight up arrested.]

From:

eidxiety

Aww... that's not fair. Where will they set you on fire? [Well the courtyard in front of witnesses if he's lucky—] Whose feet are you reviewing? Mine??

[The issue is these are a lot of big words that are unfamiliar to Sirens. Sorry bud. He really wants to know more about your world but y'all really be sayin' words.]

Is there nowhere you can go to test the blessing out? Can you accidentally slip and fall in and then tell your "co workers" [two words there] that I was nice and saved you? And then maybe they'll give me lots of treats!!

From:

dyn4m0

…right. I’ll have to stop using so many phrases with you.

[Or at least, words Ain would have no way of really knowing.

Sighing, Add pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Forget about all of that. If I “fall in”, the alarms will be triggered again, and who knows what will happen then. The most I could maybe do is try sticking my head underneath the water…would that make you happy?

From:

eidxiety

I just want you to believe me is all! I don't care how you do it, but you always sound like you don't believe what I'm saying.

[He's this fucking close to another tantrum, Add. Watch this adult man, this sentient creature, start kicking up sand with his tentacles because he's Frustrated you won't just believe him.]