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From:

dyn4m0

[I mean he HAS already kissed Add on the mouth once so like, what’s a second time for good measure, honestly?

Add is trying not to think about anything else right now other than what he has to do here. He knows how to do this from his training, but this is the first time he’s actually put it in practice. And knowing that he can be understood…yeah, it makes him more than a little nervous. Even so, he has to at least try.

So he’ll continue, moving his hands down, then back up, then back down again until he reaches Ain’s vent where his length- one of them at least- has started to show itself. He gives a low sound of acknowledgement, using his gloved fingers to trace carefully around the rim of his slit, feeling the soft opening and the way it squishes under his touch thanks to the excess slick he’s producing.]

You’re healthy, which is good.

From:

eidxiety

[The way Ain sucks in a breath through his teeth almost sounds painful, like the same noise someone would make if they banged their knee on a table at a family function and was trying real hard not to say fuck in front of their niece — but he's not actually in pain. He just, y'know, wasn't expecting it to feel kinda good... Not with the gloves on.

And then Add says hey you're healthy and Ain breathes out a little sigh.]

Is this a checkup, or are you actually doing something?

[Why are you giving him so much lip—

Anyway, the more Ain is stimulated, the more both are going to slide out at once. They're ridged, greenish, and prehensile, and if Add doesn't move his fingers they will wrap themselves around Add and seek pleasure that way.

Ain is still hiding. Now it's with his headfins in front of his face so that his claws can scratch at the inside of the tank.]

From:

dyn4m0

[Listen it’s fine he likes it when you’re sassy and vicious and trying to eat him-]

Would you give me a minute? I’m getting there.

[~~It’s called foreplay~~

Add knows, at least via scientific terms and what all the textbooks say, how intercourse works between Sirens. They’re a unique species in that gender doesn’t necessarily quantify who they’ll mate with, but if two males or two females mate, no spawn can be fertilized. Only males have the ability to deposit the eggs inside though, which was what they were expecting Ain to do with the female. But Ain keeps saying things like he was “waiting to be mounted” so it’s clear they got their wires crossed at some point.

Regardless, Add continues on as he gently spreads Ain open just a little bit, his body a vibrant green on the inside in the way any other animal’s simply wouldn’t be. He can clearly see both lengths now that they’ve slid out into the open, and he feels his breath catch as they try to curl around his fingers. He’ll move just before this happens, dipping his fingers into the sheath to rub gently around the base of each penis, pressing into the soft inner walls as yet more slick comes gushing out in reply.

Christ, he can feel his face fucking flaming. What’s his problem?]

From:

eidxiety

[Fish fucker fish fucker—

Ain's little mind is wandering. Wouldn't it be so feral and cute of his human to get heated and jump into the tank with him and mate with him? Anyway these are thoughts he has that make his entire sheath twitch, so that's gonna be great for Add to feel. To be fair, that might've happened anyway since Add's fingers are where they are.

His breath catches, and by some miracle he doesn't rock his hips, though that's more because the tub offers very few places to move and he's still thinking hard enough to not immediately splash water everywhere. Not that there's much, but still. A breath gets sucked in through his teeth, and Ain whimpers, keenly aware now that his vent has slightly opened up.

He is ready for egg :) Sorry Add somehow you managed to pick not only the gay one, but the one that's a bottom too.]

From:

dyn4m0

[Listen if Add weren’t so concerned about keeping his job and was a little more inebriated…I can’t say he wouldn’t climb into the tub despite there being no room for him. He already lost it a little when Ain dragged him in the tank, he’s just a hair’s breadth from letting the lizard in his brain just take the wheel and kick it into turbo drive. Ain may be having more overt thoughts, but Add’s not lacking either. They’re just more under the surface…compartmentalized, for now.

Where he’d argue he’s doing a thorough job, NO normal scientist would be fondling a Siren like this. He gently touches as he explores Ain’s body, feeling another wave of heat flood his face as he feels Ain’s entire sheath twitch, causing his fingers to curl in a way Ain will absolutely like. He exhales and carefully pulls his fingers free to the tune of even more slick sliding off the latex, his ears burning as he moves on to examine his lengths, his curiosity to much to ignore them.

They’re fascinating. Absolutely fascinating, and strangely beautiful in an alien way. His fingers drag and pull across the ridges as he weighs them in his hand, this time letting one curl around his index finger to watch the way they can move on their own.]

From:

eidxiety

[Now Ain's claws are really scrambling against the inside of the tub. Thank goodness he can't wiggle enough to fall out of it, but judging by the way he's barely restraining himself here, one can imagine a non-sturdy tub will send an Ain to the floor or worse. He's having a very difficult time not wrapping his fin-wings and tentacles around something, and so the suckers instead adhere themselves to the tub.

If his face is anything to go by, too (not that it's fully uncovered or anything, he's doing a good job hiding), he's experiencing rather blinding pleasure right now. Add will get to feel those dicks wiggle between his fingers and curl against his palm, almost trying to pull him down in some strange, instinctual way that Ain's only half-aware of. They're slick with his natural lubricant and precum both, coming out in half-sticky white globules and streams if only because underwater, the seed is going to be washed away otherwise. Above water, it's almost too sticky, an evolutionary trait clearly meant to help with fertility — Sirens do generally have that issue, after all. They're long, too, each longer than a human penis would be and equally as thick.

Monsters, man.

Ain continues to moan and whine, biting his lip to keep his voice down. He has no idea if sound carries into the hallway here or not.]

From:

dyn4m0

[Because Add is anal and weird about his privacy, he requested an office as far back into the facility as possible, so even if Ain’s voice carries into the hall nobody would hear it. Thankfully.

Add…does hear it. He absolutely hears it, and he’s not stupid. He can tell he’s pleasuring this fish, and he can’t help but feel a little smug that he’s clearly doing a damn good job of it.

Don’t jerk the penis don’t jork the peanits-

He WILL rub him gently, smirking slightly as he rubs his thumb across one of the heads, watching the sticky precum cling to his gloves.]

Good…

[He has a sudden intrusive thought of “I wonder if it’s salty” before he quickly pulls his brain car back onto the road, puts it in reverse, and crashes into the nearest parking garage. SIT. Stop being a fucking freak.

After a moment of this, he moves his hands back down to Ain’s vent, using his fingers to gently spread it open a little even though it’s already pretty open on its own. He’ll dip his fingers in one more time just for good measure, feeling around once before he draws his hand away.]

Ready for more?

From:

eidxiety

[Add you could do so many things if you weren't homophobic. So many things to be doing with this horny fish here.

Suddenly there are fingers lower in his vent and Ain gasps like he's been electrocuted, this time actually bucking his hips into Add's hand and probably driving those fingers an inch or two deeper before Add pulls back and leaves Ain whimpering and shuddering. Hey is your first experience getting fingered ever with a human guy cause uh—]

Nnh... mmm... y-yeah...

[Thank you for making him completely incoherent, Add!]

From:

dyn4m0

[No problem he’s happy to help!!

With that said, it’s time to continue. Add carefully wipes his gloves off a little on a nearby clean towel so he can grab the device sitting on the cart beside him without making a mess. He had extra lube here just in case it was needed but uh…he doesn’t think that’s going to be necessary, actually. He will pump a little squirt of it onto the silicone shaft just to be safe though so it’s not being used completely dry, slicking it from tip to base before he rolls his chair back over.

For Ain’s benefit, he’ll let it touch his scales first so he knows it’s coming. It’s a little bit cold but not in the same way as the stethoscope is, soft and pliant as he guides it to his vent. It is literally, in essence, a Siren shaped dildo connected to a hose also connected to a container full of harmless fake dissolvable jelly eggs.

The tip of this gets gently pressed into his vent beneath his cocks as he very slowly begins to work it inside.]

From:

eidxiety

[WHO is out here making Siren dildos... Who could be so brave...

Ain actively has to unfurl his headfins from in front of his face just to make sure he's not crazy. He feels something firm being dragged along his side and feels like there's no choice but to look, is both confused and surprised when there's very much some sort of fake dick (and has no idea what sex toys even are in the first place, so he'll ask questions later) and then suddenly the tip of it is in him and he quickly goes back to hiding. Right, okay. He understands.

He isn't really sure how this all works, it's a bit cold and inhuman, but that doesn't compare to how good it feels to be stretched open. With a gasp, he curls his hands into little fists, having nothing else to hold onto or anywhere to dig his claws in. It's not quite how he imagined this would go, but actually being stretched open is helping a little.

Maybe he's just into the human doing it. Add did say it would trick him into not having symptoms or something, too.]

Nnh...

From:

dyn4m0

[This, in theory, is the easy part. There’s a plunger on the side of the container holding the eggs, and once the ovipositor is fully seated in place, he can just push it down and put the eggs into him. They will remain for a few hours, giving Ain the false sensation of being full and having “bred” before they eventually dissolve on their own. Of course, some Sirens need multiple treatments if their instincts are particularly strong, but Add opted not to bother mentioning that. He’ll cross that bridge if and when they actually get to it. With any luck, Ain’s hormones will be satisfied.

Maybe Add will be lucky and he didn’t pick the horniest fish in the pod.

With all of that said, Add…does not do things as he should. He SHOULD just put the eggs in, but he’s focused moreso right now on getting the length inside Ain. It’s relatively long- all Siren penises are- so there’s a lot to get in there, slowly and carefully to make sure he doesn’t hurt him. It’s soft, so he should be fine, and it’s quick to warm with his body. It fits him well too, not too big but also not too small (probably not as big as Ain would like, let’s be real). It’s in all the way, he can feel the base having reached the vent opening-

But instead of pushing the eggs in, Add decides of his own accord to take the advice of one of the books he read (because yes this freak has read about artificially inseminating Sirens in the name of “science”) which said that to get better results, you have to…well.

He grips the end of the ovipositor gently and pulls it out a few centimeters before pushing it back in. Out…back in. The water makes the glide all the easier for thrusting this thing inside of him, and Add is completely transfixed, like a cat watching a bird flit around just out of reach.]

From:

eidxiety

[Add really could have ended this early by just egging the fish, but no, he's out here trying to make him have a proper orgasm too, smh smh. This is why you're gonna develop a fetish dude.

Ain cannot hold still. This has been a recurring theme, this Siren just does not know how to be Off and chill for a second. Ain's hips are chasing that toy as it goes in some attempt to drive it deeper, feeling the curves line up exactly as his internal anatomy allows, drooling because he's moaning too much to remember to keep his mouth shut now. He's red from where he's hiding under the headfins, too. Sometimes his whines sound a bit like Add's name... don't worry about it, he's imagining things right now.

The fact that he's as slick as he is internally helps the process immensely, too, since Ain is starting to squeeze around the toy more and more as they go on. His cocks are twitching and writhing, looking for something to curl around and not exactly finding it, and if his body's natural responses are anything to go by, he's definitely going to climax soon.

Add has both picked the horniest Siren in the pod and also the one who is easiest to get off. That's the tradeoff there. He will be doing this again in 2 business days.]

From:

dyn4m0

[Yeah sorry Ain he didn’t originally intend to make you have an orgasm about it, but he’s making you have an orgasm about it-

The way Ain bucks his hips against the ovipositor, the way Add can almost hear his own name being moaned (though he’s pretty? Sure??? He’s imagining that one), continuing to gently thrust it into him as he works him to the edge. He’s not sure how he can tell he’s getting close…maybe it’s just intuition, given that he’s as much of a virgin as they come. That, and the determination to do this right.

Which involves making a Siren climax, apparently.

As his cocks start to writhe, Add moves one of his hands over to let them wrap around his fingers for just a moment while he pushes the toy in deep, all the way to the hilt now so that the tip sits right at the center of Ain’s belly. Then, he’ll pull his other hand away so he can reach back to the container and start to slowly depress the plunger, watching closely as the little blue jelly eggs get sucked up and start to make their way through the toy.

One by one, they start to fill Ain just like an alpha would. There’s no set amount of eggs, but Add opts for around 10-12 just to be safe. They’re small, so it’s not going to hurt him, and he can always add more if needed.

He does not need to be staring this much.]

From:

eidxiety

[This whole experience surely will not awaken anything in Add. Especially not when Ain suddenly climaxes hard as soon as that toy is fit all the way into him, his spine arching out of the basin while he coats himself and Add's hand in that sticky semen of his. It comes from both dicks, suddenly shooting out before Ain himself is really aware of it, and...

The eggs? The eggs. Ain's brain does not perceive these as fake, as far as he knows these are real eggs from soooomewhere, he's not thinking of it, and the way he gasps says that Add just hit about every possible kink and instinct a Siren could have. He's still orgasming, even, as each of those pushes past the ring of muscle and into him, leaving him just slightly bloated in the end.

Whenever Add pulls the apparatus out, Ain's tired brain says "yep that's good", and then he rolls over, curls up into a little ball, and goes to sleep.

Goodnight.]

From:

dyn4m0

[What does it say about Add that the first time in his life that he's ever brought someone off (that was not himself), it was a fish?

In truth, it says a lot that he doesn't want to admit to, much less think about. Yet, he feels it in the back of his mind regardless, reminding him of just how strange this whole thing was. How eager he was to just...do it. ...well, eager may be a strong word, but it's not like his anxiety stopped him at all. He practically jerked him off, after all.

The evidence is clear as he watches Ain's cum drip down the latex gloves in sticky globs, some of it staying where it is while the rest mingles with the water. The gloves are a bit longer, so he avoided getting anything on his skin, only just barely...and Ain himself is completely covered, both all over his scales and where his skin meets them. Now that the eggs have been sufficiently put inside of him, Add will carefully remove the ovipositor and set it aside to be cleaned in a bit, pulling a few sturdy medical-grade wet wipes out of a box on the cart so he can carefully use them to wipe Ain off. He really has to work to get all of the slick off of him, considering how much he came and just how much his vent just leaked all over the place. But once that's done, he'll put his supplies aside and pull off the gloves, turning them inside out and tossing them in the trash.

Ain's asleep, so he has no choice but to carefully scoop the Siren in his arms and lift him up out of the tub. Even if he doesn't put his arms around his neck, it's not too difficult to carry him up to the top of his tank, gently dropping him into the water from there.

All the while, Add is trying very, very hard not to think about the fact he's harder than he's ever been in his entire life right now.]

From:

eidxiety

[Add has to like, drop this fish into his tank and watch him wake up only to sloooowly drift back to his cave and slither into it and curl up into a ball. He's going to be dead for the rest of the day, he's. not pregnant but acting like it. Look man omega males are not meant to breed he's just here living in the moment. His fish brain is happy and fetished out and he needs to die for the next 4 to 12 hours.

Add, meanwhile, should possibly deal with his little problem before Ain wakes up, but when that will be is anyone's guess. He might wake up for food when the eggs are done dissolving, but for now?

He has died. He is died. There is no more Ain, he's curled up into a ball kind of like a snake and is sleeping. Honestly he won't even remember how he got into the tank again, he's that unconscious.

Anyway, Add has some issues to work out with himself—]

From:

dyn4m0

[Unfortunately for Add, he can't just go home. His workday has practically just started, and now that Ain is sleeping, he can get some other work done. He needs to document his findings here, as well as how Ain seems to be doing after the treatment, all that jazz...which means he is going to be stupid and try to ignore his boner. Key word being try, because it's difficult doing that when it's not exactly a no-reason boner. This is a boner that comes along with being violently horny in such a way that you feel disgusted over it. Like, he just put jelly eggs in a fish, and THAT'S what got his rocks off???

He doesn't know what to do, other than to just ignore it, huffing as he turns to start cleaning the workspace, draining the tub and wiping it down to get it sanitized for next time. He has to wipe down and clean out the ovipositor as well, not knowing he will just be wasting time here because Ain isn't going to be fine after just one time. He moves slowly as he does this, because every time his jeans rub up against his front, it hurts. Like, annoyingly so. It hits him in waves, his cock throbbing angrily every time it gets friction as if to remind him of his shame. He continues to overlook it as he goes to start working on his laptop, only to realize just a few moments later that he can feel precum leaking out of his cock. It happens every so often, his body so violently aroused that he's pretty sure he could just cum sitting around long enough. It's...frustrating. It's driving him insane.

And...

He pushes off from his desk and gets up, shuffling his way to the nearest bathroom before anyone sees. Lucky for him this side of the facility has a one-person private bathroom, so he can just go in there and lock himself in, staggering to the urinal so he can stiffly undo his pants and pull them down just enough to pull out his cock, his boxers completely soaked through in the front.

It barely takes two firm strokes before he's cumming in thick ropes all across the back of the porcelain, standing there with his forearm braced against the wall as he watches it drip down, knees trembling.]

...what the fuck.

From:

eidxiety

[lol fish fucker—

Ain, meanwhile, is zooted. He is Flat. He has become one with the sand and seaweed bedding and has finally found peace in his life (at least for the next two days). When he wakes up, he has no idea that Add is a) affected at all by this and b) how much time has passed, but his tummy has the rumblies and that must mean it's lunch time or so. Realistically he slept for about four hours, so Add might be having lunch by now.

He slooowly opens his eyes, uncoils from around himself, and swims halfway out of his cave with a yawn... then flops on his belly in the sand with his arms stretched out in front of him like a goober.]

Hungryyyyy.

[All is normal with this fish.]

From:

dyn4m0

[Add is here! As it turns out, it's been several hours since his...incident, and he's had some time to recover and actually get some work done. He looks tired, and yes he did have instant ramen for lunch again thanks for asking. He's eating it now as he sits at his desk, only lifting his head when he's noticed that Ain's awake and asking for food.]

You'll have to wait. I'm still eating.

From:

eidxiety

[Let's not talk about the elephant in the room of "you got me off" and "I got off to you" here. Ain sure isn't bringing it up, even though he's got his cheek planted in the sand and is looking sidelong at Add like he really wants the man to come over here and kiss him.

Pretty human...]

What's your food called? I see you eat that all the time.

From:

dyn4m0

[Haha yeah no FUCKING way is Add bringing that up. Ain does NOT need to know, and hopefully he cannot smell the fact Add jerked off through the glass or something-

He takes a moment to take a bite, slurping some of the noodles off his chopsticks before responding.]

Ramen. It's bad for you.

[Drinks some of the broth.]

From:

eidxiety

[Ain's too sleepy to think about smells right now. He's between the phases "heat abated because egg :)" and "heat going to come back because horny :(" which has cocktailed into "sleepy". He actually hasn't slept properly since this started since he often wakes up in the middle of the night needing dick in him like, yesterday.]

But it looks like seagrass...

[That Can't be bad for him!]

Can we plant seagrass in here? Just a little bit... I like how it tickles when you roll in it.

From:

dyn4m0

Seagrass...?

[He stirs his soup with his chopsticks a little, picking out a piece of meat from deep inside.]

A little, maybe. It would thrive better in a larger tank.

[He twists some more noodles around his chopsticks, lifting them up and out of the cup.]

This isn't seagrass, anyway. They're noodles. It's made from a grain called wheat.

From:

eidxiety

Wheat... what does wheat look like?

[Land grass—

But a more pressing question is in the back of Ain's mind. Namely:]

Why is this tank so small anyway? Am I isolated 'cause you need to run checkups on me all the time? Did you just think I was pretty and wanted to put me here to look at me~?

[Definitely not that last thing—]

From:

dyn4m0

Ugh. You ask too many questions...

[How is he even supposed to finish eating if Ain keeps asking him questions? Seriously...

He pauses to take another sip of broth before he says anything else, his eyes drifting closed.]

It looks...a little bit like grass, but a lot drier. Usually brown or tan. It's not wheat until it's been ground up and processed. As for your tank, it's small because it's easier to examine you that way, and this office isn't all that big to begin with. You came from a tank with an entire pod inside, so of course it was bigger.