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Angelina is a black horse with white markings on her face in this sorry I can't picture her as being any other color-

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From:

lupusxylem

Well now. That's mighty kind of ya to say.

[He tips up the brim of the hat with the edge of his thumb.]

I get a lotta folks tellin' me "you should smile more!", so I think you're the first person who has that hasn't made me wanna tear my hair out.

From:

eidxiety

Pretty boys like you are a real sight for sore eyes. Haha, I'm glad you don't think I'm faking this! I have a bit of a reputation, but behind that, I still reaaaaally like looking at guys like you.

[And stealing their hats. And their wallets. It's fine.

Speaking of boys Ain really likes... He fishes around in his pocket for that charm, leans forward — the hat sort of falls onto his face, but that's fine — and affixes the cross to Wolfwood's collar.

There. Now he's a Catholic man. A man of God. Owned by Christ and not some whore.]

I almost forgot that, haha... Speaking of things I like.

From:

lupusxylem

[Wolfwood isn't entirely sure what Ain is doing at first as he rummages around in his pocket and pulls out something he can't see at first, reaching for him with it. He tenses, just briefly, until he realizes he's putting a charm on that collar (his heart stopped for a second, thinking it was a clip to a leash), reaching his hand up to brush over the metal charm with his fingertips.

Speaking of things I like.]

This's....for me?

From:

eidxiety

Uh huh. I thought it might look better with a little charm on it. Less conspicuous that way, too. I would've already had it done last night, but I wasn't thinking you'd actually accept the offer.

[Chinhands...]

It looks good. Do you like it?

From:

lupusxylem

[Wolfwood ponders, genuinely, how he wants to answer for a few moments. His fingers are still worrying the charm, brushing over it and committing its texture to memory.]

...yeah. I do.

[......

After a pause, he ducks briefly underneath the hat, because it hides them both from the world even though there's nobody else here but the horses, so he can brush his lips against Ain's cheek.

By the time he's drawing back, he's fucking. Panicking, internally.]

Thanks.

[whydidhedothatwhatthefuck]

From:

eidxiety

[Oh no he's CUTE. This is so fucked up. What is he cute for, this is illegal it's not allowed ugh—

Ain just giggles, holding onto the hat with one hand and twirling his braid with the other. Hehehe hiiiii Wolfwood.]

You're welcome, sweet thing.

[Ugh ugh ugh.]

Like I said yesterday... You're real cute when you're honest.

From:

lupusxylem

Honest...?

[He blusters, quickly glancing away the moment he realizes he got a little closer just then than he should have, shrugging one shoulder. He doesn't even have his hat to hide behind, but the sunglasses will make do.]

Just....just thanked ya. Ain't nothin' special 'bout that.

From:

eidxiety

Thanked me... With a kiss on the cheek? Come now.

[Not to call you out Wolfwood but

Calls you out.]

You fluster easily. It makes me want to tease you. I hope you know what you do to a boy, looking all sweet like that.

From:

lupusxylem

[Don't look at him too hard Ain, Wolfwood is having a crisis of self. Next thing you know you're going to bat your lashes at him and he is going to burst into tears.

Instead of doing that, he manages to preserve his dignity for the time being by pulling out another cigarette, cramming it into his mouth and lighting it.]

I really don't know what I do, actually. Ain't like any boys've ever told me.

[Puffs anxiously]

From:

eidxiety

Many things. Do you want the romantic or the horny ones first?

[Ain don't be a freak it's the middle of the day—]

From:

lupusxylem

Uh.

[Ain-]

Surprise me.

From:

eidxiety

[Snort-laughs.]

Romantic first. Let's see... A good looking guy like you blushing like that? It makes me want to see how you'd react to dancing under the starlight, or cuddling up underneath them when you're on a long journey. Makes me want to pinch your cheeks and sit in your lap and tell you that you're real precious when you let the tough guy act drop.

[He hums, thoughtful, because it also makes him want to rob Wolfwood blind and leave him devastated, mostly because Ain has not yet figured out how not to be a fucking sociopath. It's the power thing. The control thing. He calls Wolfwood out for not giving up his own control, but if Ain's not in control of a situation, he'll blow up.

Doing real well out here aren't we. Who hurt you (it was his mom and siblings that's why he's like this, they taught him that if he's not in control he'll never be happy and the irony has not hit him yet).]

The horny things are... I really want to push you down onto your knees and see how flustered you get when you've got a dick in your mouth, a boot between your legs, and a leash tugging at your neck. I wanna see you begging to be railed and ridden, and maybe one day, I'll let you have your way with me, 'cause I do like being underneath big guys who could crush me like a bug.

I just also think it's cute when the big guy isn't on top, haha.

From:

lupusxylem

[For a self-proclaimed straight homophobe, Wolfwood ends up hanging on Ain's every word as he describes what seeing him makes him want to do. See, he's only ever imagined that a young woman could be seen in this sort of light, because he's just...you know. A man. And if society has taught him anything, it's that men aren't allowed to dance, or cuddle, or feel vulnerable. Being with Ain is teaching him that things don't have to be that way, as it turns out. He can just...live, without trying to live up to some kind of notion that he has to act any certain way because the "rules" of society dictate so.

Because, if he were to give himself even half a chance, he's pretty sure he'd like those things. Dancing- at least with someone he likes- and cuddling...again, with someone he likes. With someone that makes him feel...something.

And then Ain continues on, talking about just the most out of pocket horny shit. It makes Wolfwood sink back a little against the tree trunk, because he's already compulsively imagining all of these things. He already has a collar that he can feel burning his neck like a brand, and since he already has a frame of reference of himself begging the night before, he knows this could happen. Easily.

His mouth is dry, and he doesn't realize he's dropped his cigarette from his mouth until he smells the hem of his jacket burning, causing him to curse and quickly flip it off, snuffing it into the sand with the heel of his boot.]

You...you got some imagination.

From:

eidxiety

You betcha!

[He has to be creative, Wolfwood, it's how he lives. Fucking men and then stealing their wallets. And despite thinking he's some loveless thing who cares only about money and power and where it gets him in life, he really does have a romantic side that he hasn't been able to explore.

The man is Coping, okay.]

And you're distracted. It's okay, though. I find it cute. [Winks.]

From:

lupusxylem

[This conversation is going dangerous fucking places. Wolfwood is starting to feel the hornies come back and he's not even drunk, and that's what scares him the most.

He's panicking, he has to do something to get out of this conversation--]

Wanna go for a ride?

[He suddenly blurts as he moves to stand up, as if that wouldn't just make this worse because of what he says next.]

Could both ride Elria. She's big enough. Angelina's gonna wanna go too fast, we could just...walk around the pasture and sightsee.

From:

eidxiety

[Oh baby he'll ride you any day, name your time place and preferred body part—

Oh, right, the horses.]

Sure. There's lots of pretty stuff the closer you get to the mountains, not that we're really that close.

[They've still got many hundred miles to wander out that way, if they chose to go there. Anyway, Ain springs easily to his feet and plops Wolfwood's hat back onto his head for the second time. When he then turns around and whistles, Elria's ears swivel around and she comes bounding over, stopping short of both boys and tossing her head. Look at her she's a model et cetera.]

Hop on the back there, unless you wanna steer.

[Does Wolfwood want to feel Ain pressed to his back or does Wolfwood want Ain's ass pressed to his front? There is danger in either position.]

From:

lupusxylem

[Right out of the frying pan and into the fire, huh? Nice going, Wolfwood.

Angelina is going to be jealous that they're not riding her, like? Hello??? But she will get over it when she realizes she can trot around more easily without a bunch of weight on her back. She will be annoying and walk very close to them as much as possible though, sorry guys she's starting to take a liking to Elria idk what to tell you the horses are probably lesbians.

Now Wolfwood is presented with a conundrum. Which danger does he think he can handle more easily?]

Uh. Well...don'tcha think you should be steerin' her? She's your horse and all.

From:

eidxiety

I do, but I didn't know if you wanted to go somewhere specific. C'mon, up on the back. You can use the stirrups to haul yourself up there like a step-stool. I'll spot you to make sure you don't fall off.

[The horses are definitely lesbians.]

From:

lupusxylem

[They sure are, Angelina is standing a bit too close to Elria for it to be anything less lbr.

Anyway, Wolfwood has committed to this, so he'll climb up into the saddle ahead of Ain, careful to shift his weight all the way to the back of it so there's room for Ain to sit. Only thing is, Elria is huge, and he's never ridden a horse this tall before. It's definitely a good thing Ain is there to make sure he doesn't eat shit, because good god.]

Where did you get a horse this big?

From:

eidxiety

[She is a very large horse. Ain pulls himself up rather easily, throwing himself into the saddle without kicking Wolfwood along the way. Victory.]

A couple years ago, an older guy at a town I was travelling through said his horses had a foal, and he wasn't prepared to take care of her, since he was well into retirement. I guess he wasn't paying attention? [To the other horses, Ain means.] I didn't have a horse at the time, and I offered to buy the foal when she was a little older. He said that I'd be doing him a favour, and that he'd get his son to help train her for me.

[Ain gently digs his heels into Elria's sides, and she starts trotting off through the fields. Where are we going father, on an adventure??]

...I also slept with his son. He was in his mid-forties and I was probably nineteen or twenty.

[You know those Daddies he mentioned, yeah.]

From:

lupusxylem

[Well! That sure is one way to get a horse.]

That sure is one way to get a horse.

[Wolfwood chuckles under his breath, realizing as they start walking that he doesn’t know where to put his hands. Hm.

He’ll eventually, tentatively, place them on Ain’s hips. You know so he doesn’t fall off and die.]

Y’seem to take good care of her though. Giving her to you was a good decision on that old man’s part.

From:

eidxiety

[Look... Ain is wearing pants today, so it's fine.

...

He is definitely pushing his ass back into Wolfwood's hips but it's FINE.]

I like animals. I wanted a dog, but I travel too much to give the dog a good quality of life, and Elria gets herself into enough trouble by eating whatever she finds. Just one animal for now, I guess. That's gonna have to be how it is.

[He's steering them toward a patch of buffelgrass and cacti, wary of the fact that Elria is Inevitably going to try to bite one.]

I try to be a good owner. I guess it's kind of sad that I had to train her to kill, but there are worse fates.

From:

lupusxylem

[Wolfwood is damn lucky he managed somehow to not pop a boner while Ain was talking about horny stuff earlier, otherwise this would be a problem. At least, he hasn’t yet. He is safe, for now.

Their pace is leisurely while Angelina is nosy and trots behind them, with Wolfwood clicking his tongue at her when he sees her eyeing the cacti because he isn’t sure he trusts her around it either.]

I’ve kinda wanted a dog too. I’d get a big black cattle dog, if I had one. You’re right though, it’d be hard to have one with a lot of travelin’ under your belt. Even a dog that loves to run wouldn’t wanna walk miles on end with you.

From:

eidxiety

Yeah, exactly. Plus it's one more mouth to feed. Ah, well, I'll live. Wandering is more fun.

[One day, Ain, you're going to settle down and be like wow... I was wild... I was a wild child... don't arrest me officer I'm a changed man.]

I don't have to pay to own property, so I think I'm winning. I can buy as many pretty clothes as I want and sell off anything that I'm tired of~.

[Ain has been known to cycle through clothes relatively fast since he's outside all the time, the wear and tear gets to be a lot. Some of that fabric will get converted to bandages if he's on the road and gets badly injured, which also has happened... this is why he's strapped at all moments.]

From:

lupusxylem

Yeah, I ain’t sure I’d want my own property either. It’s hard enough to get it in these parts, and then you’d be spending your life savings on a hunk of dirt that don’t even have a building to live in on it.

[They’re in western times. If you want a house, you build it, or you hire someone to build it. Not much is pre built in this day and age, so if you want to buy something already there you’d be spending even more money. More than Wolfwood thinks he’s seen in his lifetime, or ever will see.

Trit trot, they continue forward. Angelina has never been this close to cactus before. Wolfwood clicks his tongue again when she starts sneaking towards them.]

Oi. Leave it, Ange.